so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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