I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
