they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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