i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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