You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We don't watch enough power rangers
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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