well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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