Hey man sorry I got all grabby
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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