This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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