Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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