That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
