wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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