Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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