talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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