Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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