So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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