I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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