their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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