Will you blow on my dice?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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