Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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