I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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