what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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