I just cut my nipple shaving
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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