You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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