She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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