Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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