it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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