what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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