before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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