last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
party gras won. party gras always wins.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
