so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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