so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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