your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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