Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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