At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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