I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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