For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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