i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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