Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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