According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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The uberlube is also flammable
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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