we're blogging at a bar
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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