his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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