It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Drake has all the answers
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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