i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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