I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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