Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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