My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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