dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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