when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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