if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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