ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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