I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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