I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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