what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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