well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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