bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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