We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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