Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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