So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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