Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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