Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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